PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Announcing the Launch of Carey 5.0
The Old and Familiar has been Updated
and Improved for the 21st Century.
Los Angeles, CA - August 24, 2013
After
fifty years of excellent service, we are proud to announce the newest edition
of the Carey. Old features that you know and depend upon have been retained while
improvements have been made to optimize the Carey for the 21st
Century. Now is the time to get re-acquainted with the Carey.
While
we have made pain-staking improvements with every model of the Carey over the
past fifty years, the new 5.0 series has been developed to excite. Most of the
flaws, inconsistencies and system failures have been re-engineered in this new
model. Extensive customer feedback, focus group testing and examination of past
failures have been incorporated into the making of this new model. This Carey
is free of overheating as some earlier models and also the tendency to freeze
and become unresponsive. While we continue to deny that the Carey ever actually
exploded, we have taken safeguards to insure that this will never happen again.
The
operating system of this new Carey has been enhanced for greater
interconnectivity. The external packaging has been re-designed with a
classic/aged look. While this new model of Carey might lack some of the
resilience, stamina and mobility of the earlier models, these features have
been traded for greater dependability, an enhanced consumer interface and wifi.
We
are confident that you will enjoy this new model over some of the less than
successful upgrades such as Carey 1.3-1.5, 2.1-2.3, 2.9, 3.1-3.3 and most of
the 4.0 series. The 5.0 series surpasses the 4.0 series in originality and
style. This new and improved model retains those features that you most appreciate
in the Carey while bringing back some of the idiosyncratic and some might say
lovable “quirky” aspects of earlier models.
[DISCLAIMER:
C’mon folks it’s a Carey. It’s not a German Heinrich, French Gilles, or a
Japanese Tanaka. If that’s what you are expecting, you are looking in the wrong
place. This is a good, old reliable American-Made Carey. You can look at a
newer American Devon or an Ethan, but why not stick with a name you trust? A
Carey.]
Get
re-acquainted with the new Carey today!
CONTACT:
Carey
Corp.
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