Friday, August 23, 2013

Press Release: The Launch of Carey 5.0

PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Announcing the Launch of Carey 5.0

The Old and Familiar has been Updated and Improved for the 21st Century.

Los Angeles, CA - August 24, 2013

After fifty years of excellent service, we are proud to announce the newest edition of the Carey. Old features that you know and depend upon have been retained while improvements have been made to optimize the Carey for the 21st Century. Now is the time to get re-acquainted with the Carey.

While we have made pain-staking improvements with every model of the Carey over the past fifty years, the new 5.0 series has been developed to excite. Most of the flaws, inconsistencies and system failures have been re-engineered in this new model. Extensive customer feedback, focus group testing and examination of past failures have been incorporated into the making of this new model. This Carey is free of overheating as some earlier models and also the tendency to freeze and become unresponsive. While we continue to deny that the Carey ever actually exploded, we have taken safeguards to insure that this will never happen again.

The operating system of this new Carey has been enhanced for greater interconnectivity. The external packaging has been re-designed with a classic/aged look. While this new model of Carey might lack some of the resilience, stamina and mobility of the earlier models, these features have been traded for greater dependability, an enhanced consumer interface and wifi.

We are confident that you will enjoy this new model over some of the less than successful upgrades such as Carey 1.3-1.5, 2.1-2.3, 2.9, 3.1-3.3 and most of the 4.0 series. The 5.0 series surpasses the 4.0 series in originality and style. This new and improved model retains those features that you most appreciate in the Carey while bringing back some of the idiosyncratic and some might say lovable “quirky” aspects of earlier models.

[DISCLAIMER: C’mon folks it’s a Carey. It’s not a German Heinrich, French Gilles, or a Japanese Tanaka. If that’s what you are expecting, you are looking in the wrong place. This is a good, old reliable American-Made Carey. You can look at a newer American Devon or an Ethan, but why not stick with a name you trust? A Carey.]

Get re-acquainted with the new Carey today!

CONTACT:
Carey Corp.


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